The Girl Named PoopFace

by Dylan

One day their was a girl with her friends at a poop factory. They were studying how cow poop was able to make fertilizer. They were having lunch when she saw a big huge 10 foot tall pile of cow poop. She thought maybe just maybe I could get an A if I could get more details on this. So she started climbing it until she got to the top. Then she got all of the information she needed to get an A but then she fell into it. She fell 7 feet into the pile. Everyone started laughing and calling her names.

When she went to school the next day she was happy to hear she got an A but not to hear people calling her PoopFace. Whenever she walked by someone all she heard was "PoopFace PoopFace" then just lots of people laughing.

That name was over in about a week. But before you new it the name was back. But this time she was playing soccer and she was the goalie. Someone kicked the ball into the goal but when she dove their was a huge pile of dog poop. And she face planted right into it. And yet again the next day at school all she heard was "PoopFace PoopFace" and more laughing.

But this time the name stuck it never went away. And she was mad. In fact she was so mad she got in lots of fights and also in lots and lots of trouble. So one day she decided she couldn't take it any more. So she told her mom she wanted to change her name to PoopFace Johnson. "Are you sure you want to do this" said her mom. "Yes I'm sure."

So the next day they went and changed it to that. She did because if people are mean and want to call her that then why not it be her name. So from that day on her name was officially PoopFace Johnson.